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(sing in the style of the 'Teddy Bear's Picnic') #Today's the day that Graham had his first Sub-way!

Yes, my friends, it's true - well, apart from the today bit. It was Saturday actually, when I popped my Subway cherry. It started off as a wonderful day, with the cars chirping away and a courier showing me his very big package. Sadly, once all the outer garments had been removed, all I was left with was a 3.5" disk. Story of my life. I sat, then got up - my next door neighbour was banging away with his shiny tool outside, and it spurred me to get myself dressed. As I was dressing myself, for I am a grown up now, I got a phone call - from a guy, let's call him Neil. Now, I can't stress this point too strongly, his name really isn't Neil. It's Lee. Quite a coincidence as well - I was listening to the latest Melanie C album for the umpteenth time, and my ring tone for my mobile is 'Next Best Superstar', which was the song playing at the time! Marvelous! Anyhoo, it was an invite to Subway for a sandwich, for he was hungry. I obliged, and after much waiting (my fault) we were on our way. As it was my first time, and Lee had experience, I followed his lead and ordered a meatball sub. Very tasty it was too, what with the lettuce (which I call salad) and tomato (which I call tomato).

We then moved on to Starbucks for qoiffee, where Lee was very kind to place my order - I paid, but I was vibrating like a man possessed by a vibrator, and my words weren't exactly coherent either. It was a comfy seat day too - the cretins finally gave us an opportunity we had been waiting so long for to have again. Was it worth it? Well, I'm not bothered whether I'm sitting on something soft and inviting, or just hard wood, but Lee seemed to enjoy it eventually. Alas, no sooner had we sat down that it was time to go home, so we did.

Back in my abode, I watched the devil's eye for quite some time, came online and chatted to Lee again. He informed me that he had set up a blog, and you can find a link to it over on the right I think. I decided to copy him - well, I had set one up earlier but I never told a soul. Probably the reason why it never took off really, but you live and learn I suppose.

Which brings us quite neatly up to the present time, 3:42am to be precise. Is this all I did today? Nowhere near. Were these the only interesting things that happened? Nope, there were more. Have I chosen specific events to wrap up the entry, as it was getting rather long? Yes, that's the one. I'm off to bed, for it is expected of me.

Until next time - remain seated till my next entry.