Ba da ba da! He's back again, zing boom! Another blog post, zing boom! After so long, wow bang! Been rather busy, no I haven't see, I'm just a lazy S.O.B., who did other things to amuse himself! BANG! But that's over, so then...
Hello my party people, long time no see! Well, as my little ditty above says, I've just not bothered really have I? No effort at all. But I'm going to prove everyone who thinks I've given up wrong - Greta is back with a vengeance!
So today was very good actually. Drifting in and out of sleep this morning, I dreamt of a pink hornet infiltrating my boudoir! Why you ask? A sexual metaphor? Global warming? Nope, some little shits outside were riding little farty motorbikes around the block! What the Hell is their problem - it's so sad and pathetic! 'Ooh look at us - we're soo cool on our teeny bikes'. Sorry, I'm not saying that right - 'WIKID BIKERZ R US!'. Moronic absolute. But I'm above that, so I shout out my usual response - 'crash and burn!!!'. The first of many times today. Apparently my room was hotter than 26°C. Didn't seem it though, but it didn't exactly put me in the best of moods. I am despising this hot weather, and it's not ending anytime soon :(.
Got up, had a bath, decided to watch some stuff off the Sky+ thing - I really need to copy the stuff off of that to free up room. Plus there was a lot of rain, a LOT of rain, with thunder and lightning to boot! God that thunder was loud, and I loved every moment of it - shame it did jack all good for the climate, and to rub it in the fan I'd bet on on eBay had been won by someone else at the last sodding minute this morning whilst I was dreaming of buzzing things. Curse you 42hen8 - you are now my arch-nemesis!
Missed a call from Mr Ellis, as usual when I leave it in another room, and arranged to do something later. Later then, just as I was about to play SimCity and have constant demands from the little sprites, Lee shows up to take me away from it all. Can I remember much about the drive? Not really, and I have a headache now! I remember being quiet through an awful song, liking some others (believe me ladies, gentlemen and other - that is a big deal) and taking the same bloody route on the drive! But it's the company that makes the journey, and as usual the conversation was as sparkly as ever. I do remember what was said, but not at this moment. Probably for the best, I guess.
Then it was back to Lee's to play a cruel trick on someone. I also got a phone call from Christine, and arranged to go to her's this Friday - yet another BB eviction! It should be good, and I will take drink - even better! I'll have to see if Darren wants to come, but he probably will - he's veryexcitablee. Who do I want out? Well, Roberto, Saskia or Anthony would be good choices. Let's hope the British public share my views... And I got my arch-nemesis back - I bid on another fan, exactly the same, and got it for almost a tenner cheaper! Bwa ha ha - I will be cool this summer!
Right then, I'd better sign off - as if going to work in this weather isn't bad enough, I've got to walk in the opposite direction tomorrow morning to a small group session with Steve Martin (whoopee), then come home for lunch and go back to work in the afternoon! I'm going to melt... But first it's time to put some pebbles in a bowl, and revisit my horny pink friend.
Oh, and I just want to wish Mr Ellis all the best with his revision!
Until next time - oh there's more pepper!
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Good deg. Gretta what a wonderful post, I just hope there are many money. My routine has been out of sync, I got into the habit of reading your post like somone would read the daily broadsheet with their first cup of coffee in the morning. At least normality can return, if normality is the right word to use where your post is concerned. You have made a very high class working girl very happy dear. It is a terrible array when my comments are becoming increasing similar in size to your post. Do you know today I have only done three hand jobs and half an hour of bizarre and I have already made £10.50, times-are-a-changing at this rate I should be able to retire at 195! Anyway I will have to go my 4.30 client has arrived, Mr Morton is the name, I best turn the iron and put a pan of water on the stove - he's a kinky bugger, this should be at least a fiver! Good day to you innocents.
xxx
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